You know the Christmas quickfire round where they rewrite the '12 days of Christmas' each year on Flatslam? Well, here's our version, complete with an absolute bumload of comedians and the most dubious of rhymes. Now, lets crack open the advocaat...
This is an A6 sized card (with envelope), available in three different colours - select white, red or blue when you check out. Send it to niche comedy nerds who will know what each line refers to, like you (a stone cold legend).
Gein's Family Giftshop
Two Stupids (Michael Legge & Caroline Mabey)